whismical:

me: there’s a sad girl in my coffee
barista: that’s your reflection
me: :(
barista: :(

muchneededsarcasm:

The year is 2090. I am old and dying. I turn on my tv. Rick Riordan has announced the latest Percy Jackson series from his self-contained life unit at Disney-Hyperion. I die trying to leave the hospital to buy the book

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

vethox:

I’m constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go and get it.”

“if it’s meant to be, it will be” - friendships, relationships, people in general coming into your life, dealing with rejection

“if you want it, go get it” - your goals, aspirations, work and work ethic, changing your life (diet, exercise, hobbies, political views, opinions)

lonerboner:

i just wanna be kissed and loved a lot